mustaches
Thatz Not Okay: Can You Tell Someone They Look Like Hitler?
Caity Weaver · 01/30/14 11:30AMOne of my coworkers who, to be honest, I find to be rather annoying, recently began growing what can only be referred to as a Hitler mustache. I am afraid he doesn't realize it as such, and that no one else at work will be willing to tell him. I don't know for sure how many friends he has outside of work.
22 Terrible Things That Must End in 2013
Cord Jefferson · 12/11/12 05:35PMFor all of humanity's greatness—the pyramids, the Hoover Dam, our capacity to love—human beings have proven ourselves quite capable of doing truly disgusting things, also, including waging wars, acting upon greed, and wearing those godforsaken toe shoes. In an effort to build a more just, rational, and aesthetically pleasing future, here is a list of 22 things Gawker is banning in 2013. At the stroke of midnight on December 31, be sure to either immediately stop doing the actions listed here, or, if it's an object that's being banned, a toe shoe, perhaps, incinerate it in a trash can. The civilized world thanks you!
Oh God Tom Hanks What Are You Doing
Max Read · 07/26/12 02:24PMA Fond Farewell to Brian Moylan On His Last Day
Gawker Staff · 03/13/12 05:01PMOh God Michael Cera What Are You Doing
Emma Carmichael · 02/03/12 04:30PMGood Riddance, Movember
Brian Moylan's Mustache · 12/01/11 02:55PMAnthony Weiner's New Moustache Not Making Him Any Less Creepy
Max Read · 11/26/11 12:28PMFormer congressman Anthony Weiner resigned in disgrace earlier this year for sending pictures of his erect dong to various strangers on Twitter. Now, months later, attempting to rebuild his life with his pregnant wife, State Department aide Huma Abedin, he has settled on the exact worst strategy to look like a normal guy who would never even consider sending dick pics to women: growing a wispy moustache. (We understand that it's probably for "Movember," the prostate cancer-awareness event. Even so.) [images via Pacific Coast News]
We're Upping the Stakes for the Gawker Marriage Equality Fundraiser
Brian Moylan · 06/16/11 02:55PMEllen Dons Entire Audience With Fake Tom Selleck Mustaches
Whitney Jefferson · 01/06/11 05:15PMRegis Philbin Hates James Franco's Mustache
Sarah Prial · 12/07/10 12:54PMThe New York Times Has Found the Biggest 'Mo' in D.C.
Max Read · 12/05/10 11:01PMTom Selleck and His Mustache Are Avocado Aficionados
Dan Grappone · 10/01/10 09:42AMJonah Hill Explains Mustaches on Sesame Street
Whitney Jefferson · 08/18/10 05:00PMFish 'Mustache' May Be Used for Fish Oral Sex
Max Read · 06/30/10 12:04AMMichael Jordan Will Wear a Hitler Mustache if He So Chooses
Hamilton Nolan · 05/24/10 02:57PMAndrew Breitbart Wants to Tell You About His 'Irony Mustache'
Adrian Chen · 05/12/10 08:11PMMustached Americans Deserve a Tax Incentive
Elaine Moran · 04/14/10 12:23PMThe American Mustache Institute is calling for the Mustached American Tax Incentive to help defray the costs of mustache maintenance, since mustached Americans improve American good looks and stimulate the economy. Sounds about right, actually.