Oreo continues its centennial celebrations with a new commemorative cookie mock-up congratulating NASA on successfully landing the Curiosity rover on Mars.

A day late, but no shortness of likes for this surprising pro-pride promotion from Oreo-brand cookies.

Maybe advertising was different in the 1970s—when this commercial for Fig Newtons made its debut—but I honestly cannot fathom why Nabisco would think that this creepy-as-all-hell ad would make anyone want to buy anything. Like, ever. Watch inside.