Behold the Creepiest Vintage Commercial Ever 3.21K Matt Cherette 01/12/11 04:42PM Filed to: nightmares nightmares Commercials Fig newtons Nabisco Vintage Commercial Creepy Food Snacks Video tweet TV Maybe advertising was different in the 1970s—when this commercial for Fig Newtons made its debut—but I honestly cannot fathom why Nabisco would think that this creepy-as-all-hell ad would make anyone want to buy anything. Like, ever. Watch inside.[Fark]