After he found out his flight from Charlotte to Jamaica was overbooked, and arguing loudly with airline staff didn’t change anything, an irate passenger just gave up Wednesday morning. He stopped yelling, went silent, and stripped off all his clothes in front of a U.S. Airways desk.

Bed bugs, used condoms, Ebola. New Yorkers now have one more reason to fear the subway: naked dudes. According to the New York Post, this naked dude was spotted earlier this week taking swigs from a bottle of Jack Daniel’s on the E train.

When the video of a guy talking about filming a naked "gorilla" man is as entertaining as the video of the naked "gorilla" man itself, that's how you know you're in Philadelphia, city of stars, cast of lunatics.

We all express our altruism in different ways—it's part of what makes us human. Robert Johnson of Vero Beach, Florida likes to give back to his community by strolling along the beach while completely naked. It's what he calls "helping."

While Weather Channel reporter Eric Fisher braved ferocious winds and rainy Irene-ness to bring us live reports from Virginia Beach (look at those fluttering pant legs!), a bunch of college-aged looking yahoos ran behind him, jumping up and down like their team had just won the Super Bowl. And then one guy NSFW-ishly pulled down his pants. Did I mention that this was live?