Nothing brightens up a Tuesday morning like walking your naked, hooded sex slave down the street with "an unidentified object in his anus." That's what a West Virginia bondage enthusiast did yesterday, according to police reports obtained by The Smoking Gun.

When Larry King's eighth divorce became public knowledge, we quickly found out that Larry was in love with his wife's sister and his wife was diddling their kids' baseball coach. Now that coach wants to cash in by baring all.

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