Louis Farrakhan! No matter how hard you try to like the guy, out of a vague sense of liberal guilt, it never works out for long. What did Farrakhan say in his big four-hour "Saviour's Day" speech yesterday?

Being a Washington press pooler is not that exciting. Usually it's observing stuff even too boring for C-Span. But last night, camped outside a friend of Obama's home, the press pool had an adventure with the Nation of Islam.

New pieces about the final days of Michael Jackson are flooding the news, along with tributes, memorials, debates on the nature of the conversation about him, etc. If there's one article you have to read on it, however, it's this:

• Screw TomKat, Lohan, and Jessica Simpson — Judy Miller is America's Sweetheart, and she continues to be the recipient of all of the media's ink whilst spilling none of it herself. [NYO]
• You know what "Nightline" is missing? Idiots with cardboard signs outside the studio. Thankfully, once Koppel's outta there, that's what it'll be getting. [NYO]
• Recipe for a totally fun night: Invite the Nation of Islam to a screening of your movie debunking the Protocols of the Elders of Zion. [NYO]
• When it comes to terror attacks, always — always — differentiate between a "plotter" and an "applauder." [Northwestern]
• Jay Rosen doesn't care about the Times anymore (does he miss Circuits too?). We also hear he's a spitter. [PressThink]