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Mitt Romney: 'I've Been as Consistent as Human Beings Can Be'
Jim Newell · 11/03/11 04:11PMMitt Romney, when pressed by a New Hampshire editorial board about his *somewhat* contradictory opinions on top political issues over the last decade, had this to say: "I've been as consistent as human beings can be." Hmm. Really? He must be joking. Really? Oh, Mittens.
Michele Bachmann and New Hampshire Still Aren't on Speaking Terms
Jim Newell · 10/26/11 03:18PMEx-Staffers: Michele Bachmann's National Team Is Full of 'Cruel' Meanies
Jim Newell · 10/24/11 04:41PMMichele Bachmann's entire team of New Hampshire staffers quit as a group last week, a development which Bachmann at first claimed was "certainly not true." That alone should tell you that it was true. But just in case there was any confusion out there, the resigning staffers sent out a press release today. It does not speak well of the Bachmann for President campaign operation.
Michele Bachmann's Entire New Hampshire Staff Quits
Jim Newell · 10/21/11 01:00PMNew Hampshire Threatens to Move Its Primary to Early December
Jim Newell · 10/12/11 04:28PMDartmouth's GOP Debate Organizers Terrified of Another Dumb Audience Outburst
Jim Newell · 10/11/11 02:44PMYou're probably familiar by now with the trifecta of tragicomic outbursts from the last three Republican debates: cheering for Rick Perry's 234 executions, cheering for uninsured sick people to die, and booing a gay soldier. So what terrible thing will happen at tonight's Washington Post/Bloomberg debate from Hanover, New Hampshire? Nothing, if the Dartmouth's powerhouse newspaper editorial board has anything to do with it!
Chris Christie Will Endorse Mitt Romney Today
Jim Newell · 10/11/11 12:33PMRepublicans Really Don't Want Palin to Enter Presidential Race
Jim Newell · 09/02/11 01:25PMMitt Romney Does That Funny Thing Where He Gets Angry
Jim Newell · 08/25/11 01:42PMHow Does This Creepy Bank of America Exec Intend to 'Help' Rick Perry?
Jim Newell · 08/19/11 02:56PMMan Seizes Woman's Facebook, Demands Nude Pics as Ransom
Max Read · 08/09/11 09:18PMA Rick Perry Presidential Announcement Is Imminent
Jim Newell · 08/08/11 02:51PMState Liquor Store Puts Yuppies Before Disabled Customers
Lauri Apple · 08/06/11 04:52PMRobber Returns Wallet With Apology Note
Max Read · 08/04/11 08:50PMA Perfect Example of How Sarah Palin Soaks Up the Spotlight
Jim Newell · 06/03/11 03:45PMMitt Romney, the likely favorite among 2012 Republican presidential candidates, launched his campaign in what for him is the must-win state of New Hampshire yesterday. All the local reporters were invited. So how did the state's biggest newspaper, the Union Leader, present Romney's announcement on today's front page? Look up at the hilarious image up top! What, you can't see it? It's neatly tucked away there in the bottom right corner, next to all the important stuff about non-candidate Sarah Palin saying "hi" to some fishermen and eating clams.
Romney: America 'Inches Away From Ceasing To Be A Free Market Economy'
Jim Newell · 06/02/11 12:10PMMitt Romney is kicking off his second presidential campaign later on Thursday, and — according to published excerpts from the afternoon's big speech — he'll do it with a healthy dose of fear-the-coming-socialist-tide rhetoric.
John Bolton Still Weighing Hilarious Presidential Run
Jim Newell · 05/17/11 04:35PMNew Hampshire Primary Voters Are Feelin' the Trumpmentum
Jim Newell · 04/06/11 11:34AMMeet the 91-Year-Old New Hampshire Lawmaker Who Loves Eugenics
Jim Newell · 03/11/11 12:19PMOne of New Hampshire's new state representatives is 91-year-old Martin Harty, and he's hilarious. This World War II veteran and "retired peddler and market vendor" has admitted that he has no idea how to do his job, although he does manage to advocate for eugenics in conversations with constituents.