Yesterday, competing groups held marriage rallies in Providence, RI. On one side: the anti-gay marriage National Organization for Marriage. On the other: Queer Action of Rhode Island. Honestly, though? This crazy guy speaking in tongues stole the show. Video inside.

Lately, the Tea Party has taken a lot of flak via accusations of racism. Members of the Tea Party, natch, have denied these accusations (best Larry King Live clusterf*ck ever here, as an example). This video proves them wrong.

On this special edition of CBS' Sunday Morning, Charles Osgood told us stories about America's obsession with being fat. The obesity epidemic is a heavy subject (ha, get it?), that is costly and effects nearly a third of American adults.

During an unprecedented press conference this afternoon, Steve Jobs announced that Apple would provide a free bumper case to all iPhone 4 users in order to remedy reception problems. As this video shows, Jobs wasn't happy to make the announcement.

Remember that infamous leprechaun-in-a-tree news report video? Well, this one from Columbus, Georgia's WVTM gives it a run for its money. The hot topic? A manhunt for the "Bubblegum Bandit," who's ransacked 30 stores for... gum. The hilarious video, inside.

What do you get when you put Ben Stein, liberal talk show host Stephanie Miller, St. Louis Tea Party founder Dana Loesch, and actress/commentator Nancy Giles on a panel to discuss the "Obama is Hitler/Lenin" billboard? Utter chaos! Video inside.

The Helena, Montana school board got an earful yesterday about proposed changes to its sex education program, including—gasp!—telling children that gay people exist. Naturally, Bill O'Reilly and Gretchen Carlson will have NONE OF THAT. The facepalm-inducing video, inside.

Yesterday on The View, Whoopi Goldberg defended Mel Gibson and said, "He's not a racist." (Video here.) Today, Goldberg continued to make her unlikely case, this time going after Gibson's ex Oksana Grigorieva and implying she's a golddigger. Video inside.

Tonight, Jon Stewart executed an [adjective meaning brilliant/funny] opening segment about Arizona's immigration bill. In it, Stewart threw a right hook at John McCain, a left hook at Fox News, and delivered a knockout against the bill itself. Video inside.

This is joyous. Here's a video of a crazy old man interrupting a news reporter in Huntsville, Alabama in order to lecutre him for "struttin' dat ass" down the sidewalk, because it's... arrogant? Fabulous? Who knows. The schadenfreude-heavy video, inside.

Tonight, Jon Stewart put America's favorite insanity-ridden network in its place when he decried Fox News' anti-Muslim biases regarding NASA's recent foray into diplomacy, as well as the controversy over the construction of new mosques across the country. Video inside.

Tonight on Larry King Live—the show of our generation and several previous ones—three people who have little or no contact with Lindsay Lohan (namely her father, Michael) discussed her 90-day jail sentence. Michael's reaction? "Satisfaction," baby! Video inside.

Tonight, John Oliver continued his World Cup-related Daily Show segments with an examination into the lack of racism in formerly apartheid-ridden South Africa as the World Cup continues. That said, Oliver found one racist to conquer them all. Video inside.

Ted Nugent was a special guest on Hannity last night, where he said "we, the Tea Partiers" are sick of Obama "spitting on the U.S. Constitution, the Bill Of Rights, the Ten Commandments, the Golden Rule." You tell 'em, Nuge!

It is with a heavy heart that I write this lede. Larry King, my boo 4EVER and legendary, suspenders-wearing CNN broadcaster, announced his retirement tonight—and I WANT TO DIE. Inside, video of King's statement and Bill Maher's reaction.

Taiwanese company NMA made us laugh before with their animated reenactments of the Tiger Woods scandal and the Jay Leno/Conan O'Brien Late Night Wars. Now, Al Gore's "crazed sex poodle" masseuse scandal has been digitized for our entertainment. Video inside.

If you're a toddler who's at the beach and screaming, "Mommy, get it off!" re: your oil-soaked feet, you probably don't want to hear, "Rub it!" in response. But that's what happened yesterday in Destin, Florida. The disturbing video, inside.

Nearly three months after the last time he appeared with Jimmy Fallon on Late Night to "slow jam the news," Brian Williams stopped by tonight to participate in a musical number about renewable energy... and bi-curiousness. The chuckle-worthy video, inside.

Tonight on The Daily Show, Jon Stewart opened with two different segments related to topics currently in the news—the controversy over General Stanley McChrystal's Rolling Stone profile, and the one over President Obama's frequent golf outings. Videos inside.

Tonight, Jon Stewart continued his "The Strife Aquatic" series related to the Gulf oil spill with a segment about the Obama-mandated $20 billion BP cleanup escrow fund—and exposed republicans who have backpedaled their opposition to it. Video inside.