Larry King hosted a live benefit tonight for... the Gulf of Mexico? Anyway, just like King's last benefit (seriously, watch this), it was a clusterf*ck. But Justin Bieber's weird/slow/gangsta "plea," and King's creepy response, took the awkward cake. Video inside.

Sometimes, a short/random video is just what we need for a quick—and hearty—laugh. Luckily, we have San Francisco news anchor Ken Bastida, and his unfortunate non-transition when talking about an absent colleague, to provide the chuckle. Video inside.

Even though he's already apologized for his apology to BP for having to set aside $20 billion to help clean up the Gulf, Congressman Joe Barton isn't yet off the hook. And tonight, Jon Stewart made that clear. Video inside.

Perez Hilton talked with Joy Behar tonight regarding the ~alleged~ fact that he's a creepy pervert who posted an upskirt photo of 17-year-old Miley Cyrus. Hilton's statements were so ridiculous that they must be seen to be believed. Videos inside.

Tonight, Jon Stewart called out President Obama for not only not living up to his campaign-era promises to reverse many of the Bush Administration's war-related human rights policies, but also attempting to introduce new, even more harsh ones. Video inside.

Following President Obama's address tonight regarding the Gulf oil spill, Bill O'Reilly welcomed level-headed genius Sarah Palin on the Factor, and Palin said that Obama's top priority is to "use this crisis to increase the cost of energy." Videos inside.

Alvin Greene, the mysteriously unemployed, porn charge-facing, accused "Republican plant" democratic candidate for South Carolina's Senate seat, was interviewed by Shepard Smith this afternoon. And, in under four minutes, Smith basically put the nail in Greene's political coffin. Video inside.

Tonight, Jon Stewart opened The Daily Show with a hilarious "Indecision 2010" segment in which he noted the media's shift from calling yesterday's primary elections an "anti-incumbent" event to a "girl power" one, after most incumbents were victorious. Video inside.

If there's one thing Whoopi Goldberg doesn't want, it's someone messing with her shrimp. Or so she said today on The View, during an angry tirade against BP for its perpetual failure to stop the Gulf oil leak. Video inside.

Tonight, Jon Stewart congratulated Rush Limbaugh for his weekend wedding (the one we flew a plane over) before he switched gears and made some biting comments to Helen Thomas for the anti-Semitic remarks that forced her into retirement. Videos inside.

Shep Smith gets excited frequently. Whether it's a car chase, a puppy rescue, or anything else, really, it's a good bet that Smith will geek out over it. Today, he couldn't contain his glee while reporting on a rogue bear.

On today's Morning Joe, Joe Scarborough got chewed out by Mika Brzezinski. And while bickering between the two hosts is nothing new (remember this?), the fact that they were arguing over Scarborough's overuse of Boingo made it all the better.

Tonight, Jon Stewart used video footage to embarrass Glenn Beck for his assertion that Fox News was the only media outlet airing disturbing video of IDF soldiers being beaten by passengers on a Turkish flotilla (it wasn't). Video inside.

Shepard Smith has long been known for his brutally honest on-air comments. Sometimes he's right, and sometimes he's wrong. Today, when Smith angrily blasted BP CEO Tony Hayward for saying, "I want my life back," he was right. Video inside.

Tonight, The Daily Show returned from a two-week hiatus. Naturally, Jon Stewart opened with a focus on the disastrous BP oil spill. Unexpectedly, however, Stewart spent several minutes criticizing President Obama for his apparent unfocused and lazy response. Video inside.

Sad news: TMZ reports that actor Gary Coleman died this afternoon in a Utah hospital after slipping into a coma following a head injury. Coleman was 42 years old. For a look back at Coleman's life on television, click here.

Glenn Beck has never been very tactful, but his four-minute tirade against Malia Obama this morning over her "Did you plug the hole yet, Daddy?" question regarding BP's oil leak represented a reprehensible new low. Audio inside. Update: Beck responds.

The Dalai Lama continued his New York press tour this morning on Today. When Ann Curry introduced him to her co-anchors, confusion, awkward exchanges and even more awkward laughter (at a joke they clearly didn't understand) was abound. Video inside.

This morning, The Today Show was kind enough to highlight one of their reporter's fly swallowing skills. Hate to break it to you, buddy, but this may be the highlight of your career!

What's with news anchors and the word "penis" these days? Last week, we had the "enjoying penis a little bit more" anchor in New Orleans. Today, a "fractured penises" flub by Antonio Mora, an anchor for Miami's CBS4. Video inside.