The British royal family's waking nightmare Pippa Middleton proved once again last week that you can take the girl out of the color coordinated party supply business but you can't remove her hands from the ass of her lover, because they have been firmly attached there with rubber cement. Photographs have surfaced of the younger, bronzer Middleton grabbing the butt of her boyfriend, banker Nico Jackson, in front of some car in London. Just on the street. Just Pippa grabbing butts on the street.