The British royal family's waking nightmare Pippa Middleton proved once again last week that you can take the girl out of the color coordinated party supply business but you can't remove her hands from the ass of her lover, because they have been firmly attached there with rubber cement. Photographs have surfaced of the younger, bronzer Middleton grabbing the butt of her boyfriend, banker Nico Jackson, in front of some car in London. Just on the street. Just Pippa grabbing butts on the street.

E! reports that the couple had just finished playing a rousing (arousing) game of tennis when they grabbed one another and began engaging in the kind of behavior that would get you kicked off the middle school dance floor so fast your head would spin. Pippa recently wrote a column for Vanity Fair about how she loves tennis and everyone thought she meant love like "enjoy," but now we know she means love like "fuck." Pippa loves tennis so hard. Pippa loves tennis at midday on the street in sunny London, next to a stranger's parked car. Pippa loves tennis and she doesn't mind if you take freaky photos of her doing it.

In other news, Pippa's niece or nephew, the future queen or king of England, continues to live inside Kate Middleton.

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