According to French authorities, a tiger is on the loose near Disneyland Paris. Please, if you're currently visiting the tourist destination, stay indoors and quit bragging about your fun vacation jesus christ.

The use of poppers has been linked to vision loss (in some cases irreversible), according to a report from the U.K. Poppers maculopathy seemingly has become more common in recent years, as isobutyl nitrate was banned in Europe, and isopropyl nitrate is now most commonly used in its place. Lights out, now the party's over. :(

Though we have recently been ensconced in a blissful, months-long "No Tucker Max News to Report" period, it appears that our peace shall soon be shattered: our "favorite" "person" (Tucker Max) has a new book coming out. With words!