Speaking of sexxxy college library stunts: At N.C. State University, freshman Seth Pace's school spirit compelled him to dash nude through the school library, knocking 1,000 books off the shelves. The next naked library student's an official trend-establisher!
[This photographer taking snaps of two strippers at the annual Venus Erotic Fair in Berlin is probably having the best day of his professional life. A less safe-for-work photo inside.]
A miracle of technology has allowed us to see Jessica Alba naked, even though she swore never to go nude in a movie: She filmed a Machete shower scene in her undies, which retouchers later peeled off, with computers.
Mickey Mantle has joined the Brett Favre athlete dick pic bandwagon, if a strange website called HotPrisonPals.com is believable—which, of course, it isn't. But Page Six ran an item about Mickey's "big slugger" anyway, so let's evaluate. (NSFW)
Someone threw a book at President Obama during a rally in Philadelphia on Sunday. And as if that wasn't weird enough, police had to eject this naked guy, who was trying to win a million bucks for a publicity stunt:
[MTV's mascot for classlessness, Snooki, shows multiple private parts while wearing a trucker hat, gym socks under flip-flops, and clashing logos. How many crimes against fashion can you spot? NSFW image for those who dare, after jump.]
It's public knowledge that Jodie Fisher, the woman whose sexual harassment claims forced HP CEO Mark Hurd's resignation, was in softcore porn. What isn't widely-known is that a 20-year-old Fisher posed for Playboy in 1980. Well, we've got the pic.
[To raise money for a breast cancer charity, 102 British nudists make a bouncy attempt to break the World Record for naked rollercoaster riding at Essex's Adventure Island amusement park. Image via Splash.]
For 12 years, Henrietta Leung drew a $200,000 annual salary at HSBC and Credit Suisse. Laid off during the recession, she's currently exploring a new career path: exposing herself in softly lit photographs. She enjoys it greatly.
Watch as these guys dance to songs from "What, What (In The Butt)" to "Kung-Fu Fighting," all while completely naked except for a plate over their male parts—which they later shatter for a view of their bums.
In another team challenge, the six remaining artists were asked to create pieces based on "opposing themes." In this clip, master-manipulator Miles convinces his teammate Jaclyn to take nude pictures of herself masturbating to represent their male/female theme.
Ever since Kim Kardashian displaced Paris Hilton as America's most sought-after celebutante, poor Paris has struggled to redefine her niche. Reduced now to selling nudie pics to News of the World, will Paris bounce back—or fall flat?
Today The New York Daily News published an ode to Mel Gibson's rear end. Master butt debater Lindy West argues that Mel's "round and shapely apple pies" are cute enough to justify keeping him in the public eye.
A 30-year-old Florida man, Matthew Magnus, was arrested last week for unleashing his self-described "biggest penis in the world" on a crowd of adults and children several times. Police found him in his apartment surrounded by dog shit and cocaine.
The city council in beach town Asbury Park, New Jersey, has struck down a proposal to allow topless sunbathing to boost tourism. Too bad for the ladeez, but JWOWW's slutty bikini tops achieve pretty much the same result, don't they?
The World Naked Bike Ride took place this past weekend to protest overdependence on cars. A good message, but why is bike solidarity always naked? If biking without a helmet is dangerous, shouldn't nude biking be, too?
According to the BBC, Malusi Gigaba, South Africa's deputy minister of home affairs, is looking into the possibility of a complete ban on all smut—including racy internet content and even cellphone porn.
Rockstar progeny and Brit scenester queen Peaches Geldof makes a cameo in a Reddit forum for "WTF one-night stand stories." A commenter describes an alleged heroin-fueled Thanksgiving Eve sex party—and waking up in the Hollywood Celebrity Scientology Center.
How do you make a standard "self-described DC 'power players' and the journalists who cover them are all best buddies" story interesting? Have all the subjects be naked. Hence: "The Diplomatic Finnish Sauna Society of DC" in today's Washington Post.
Eric Massa is going to resign after all. And then tomorrow he is going to be on Glenn Beck. Here is his comical radio talk about Rahm Emanuel attacking Massa in the shower, without his towel on.
