This painful video is going around today as a story about a teacher who lost his job after accidentally bashing a student in the nuts with the flat side of an axe during a classroom demonstration. But according to someone who was there, it was actually the teacher with his sack on—or rather, just a little too close to—the chopping block.

If you've spent most of Game of Thrones waiting for the moment when Sansa Stark finally gets to deliver a devastating kick to a Lannister or Frey's family jewels, please enjoy this. It might be as close as we ever get.

Statistical analysis by means of Rotten Tomatoes shows that there is one precise action — if artfully handled with the cunning of a true master — that seals a films critical fate. A video compilation of exemplary "nut shots" inside.

During a friendly game of pool on Spike TV's Half-Pint Brawlers, Puppet loses his match and therefore, must get shot in the nuts. Why? "Usually we don't bet money, we bet pain." Sure, sounds like a good enough reason...