You've got a bunch of permanent markers, five lines, and a serious craving for drawing a great butt. Now what?

Let Karl Gude, former Director of Information Graphics at Newsweek, help you fill in the blanks with this informative instructional video, aptly titled "How to draw GREAT BUTTS with just FIVE LINES."

Go ahead and let your boss know you're taking the rest of the afternoon off to draw butts. They'll appreciate the heads up.

[H/T: MeFi]