Don't buy weed from a sketchy-looking bro with a coat full of raw fish. That's the message of the first medical marijuana ad to air on networks that people actually watch.

The ad, produced by Medical Cannibis Network, will run in New Jersey for two weeks this March, on networks including A&E, MTV2, History, Comedy Central, ESPN, and Fox News, according to TV Week.

Recreational marijuana is now legal in Colorado and Washington, but the service being advertised here—marijuanadoctors.com—is strictly medical. And if you're not buying medical weed, you're apparently getting it in an alleyway from a walking mustache.

Maybe the commercial makes more sense if you're high.

[H/T Digg]