The New York Times Wishes It Were Dead
Page C3 of today's NYT in print: "It's a good time to be David Bowie." pic.twitter.com/XZviPXDgLH
— Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) January 11, 2016
The paper’s sincere declaration that life can only improve once we’ve shuffled off this mortal coil has since been updated on its website, but the sentiment stands.