Congratulations, friends: you have democratically determined that a homeless, overweight transgender Native American Muslim zoophile with a mental illness and a latex allergy is the single least privileged person in America. Now the real work begins.

In the last round of our Privilege Tournament, the winnerlosers of each individual attribute were selected. Now, in our quest to find the single least privileged group, we pit said attributes against one another. Remember: vote for the group you believe is less privileged. Please Google any terms with which you are unfamiliar. Cast your votes below.

No one said this would be easy.

[Image by Jim Cooke]