The Rumored Plot Details of Jurassic World Sound Absurd
Because you monsters continue to insist we need these bloated, thinly-plotted blockbusters based on previous blockbusters you liked two decades ago, the latest rumored plot details of the new Jurassic World are definitely not surprising, but absolutely sound dumb.
As told by JoBlo, which traffics in these kinds of franchise leaks:
They splice together a T-Rex, raptor, snake, and cuttlefish to create a monstrous new dino that, of course, gets loose and terrorizes the park. Nothing like a little greed and human arrogance to ruin a good thing, right?
There's also an annoyingly elaborate part about how the "world" of Jurassic World is an actual theme park that people plan to build in real life and not just for the movie. JoBlo is also excited at the prospect of "dino on dino violence," which, I promise you guys, sounds exactly as idiotic as you don't think it does.
According to our source, there will be lots of Dino on Dino fighting, as some of the Dinos are "good guys" that are trained by Chris Pratt's character. The raptors and T-Rex are among the "trained" good dinosaurs. The big bad dinosaur has instant camouflage abilities, like the cuttlefish, so he blends into the background, is smart like the velociraptor, uses his jaw like a snake, and can terrorize like the T-Rex. Does this mean the new dino will be the ONLY "bad" one? Or will there be more than one? Unconfirmed, but it will be the catalyst that kicks off the peril.
The movie doesn't even come out until next summer, so speculate away, all you people who apparently care at all.
