Ponder now the mysteries of the primordial kinship between father and his male offspring. Some fish; some have a catch. Some dads have heart attacks and shit their pants when their sons go on a sustained campaign to scare them. This is one of those father-son relationships.

This is a love that cannot be expressed except in pranks. This is the love that never says "I'm sorry, Dad," except maybe at probate.

[h/t Digg]