Ungulates, Ranked
In the great and historic tradition of my forebears, I’d like to wrap up my illustrious career as the weekend warrior for Gawker dot com with a ranking. The subject of this list is that widely unappreciated group of odd- and even-toed mammals, those noble ruminants of the grasslands, that clade of hoofed wonders: the four-legged ungulates.*
9. The horse that rides in a car
3. The sheep that got lost in a cave for seven years
*Note: This post does not include cetaceans, because I didn’t want to.
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