Vivid Is Willing to Pay $1 Million for a Mama June Sex Tape
Vivid Entertainment, in its infinite wisdom, has calculated that America's growing interest in "big, beautiful women" and our morbid curiosity about the Honey Boo Boo family add up to ideal market conditions for a porno starring estranged couple Mama June Boo Boo and Mike "Sugar Bear" Boo Boo.
The company behind landmark sex tapes like Kim K Superstar and Backdoor Teen Mom is willing to pay $1 million "or more" to see unemployed ex-reality stars June and Sugar Bear reunite. And, more specifically, fuck.
In a letter to Mama June, released by TMZ, studio head Steven Hirsch emphasizes her unique appeal in the thriving BBW market, and promises "as much creative input as you would like."
Doing the tape wouldn't make things in Boo Boo Land any more insane than they already are, after the family's TLC show was cancelled because June apparently dumped Sugar Bear for a convicted child molester who preyed on one of her own daughters.
Since then, that daughter, Anna "Chickadee" Cardwell, has accused June of mistreating her and spending her trust fund on cars, and June has admitted that another convicted sex offender she slept with is the father of two of her teenage girls.
It's sad, but Here Comes Mama June: The Sex Tape would barely crack the top 5 most disappointing, upsetting things to befall the Boo Boo clan.
Update: June says she's not doing it, still has "respect for myself." Okay.
