Pro political tip: If you're at an American Association of Retired Persons forum in order to try and drum up senior support for your crumbling New York City mayoral campaign, it's probably best not to slur your opponent in front of all those old people by calling him "grandpa." You know this, sure, but does sext-pro Anthony Weiner know this? No.

According to the New York Post, at a Univision-AARP event today during which Weiner was set to debate GOP challenger George McDonald, tensions flared when Weiner touched McDonald's back while greeting him. "I would appreciate if you would never touch me again," said McDonald, 69, who has been a haughty prick of late regarding Weiner's sex scandals. To which the 48-year-old Weiner reportedly replied, "What are you going to do about it, grandpa?"

I hope both these clowns lose.

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