America's genetic dream child has been born, but neither its name nor gender have been revealed. Taking into consideration its parents' aesthetic, here are the Baby Name Critic's guesses as to what the tot might have been named. Please feel free to post your own guesses in the comments section below. Blessings to all.

Girl Baby

Gimlet Celestine Crepe Myrtle

Peach Ireland

Antebellum Rose

Angel Tulip

Amy

Boy Baby

Charleston Revere

Rhett Man

Masculine William

Robert E. Lee

Hamilton Nolan

Leah Finnegan is Gawker's Baby Name Critic.

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