Will Al Roker Shart Himself During His Marathon Weather Report?
Tonight, Al Roker will attempt to break the Guinness World Record for longest weather report. This brings to mind a number of questions. For instance, why is this a recognized world record? Also, will Al Roker shit his pants?
Al Roker might be our nation's most renowned pants-shitter. In an NBC interview, Roker admitted that after gastric bypass surgery he sharted at the White House. Very few people can say that they sharted at the White House, with the possible exception of George W. Bush. Regardless it has to be an illustrious group, and few pants-shitters have ever described shitting their pants as succinctly as Roker did on national television.
Tonight, beginning at 10 p.m. ET, Roker will attempt to broadcast the weather for 34 straight hours. One assumes bathroom breaks will be built into his schedule, but sometimes the stomach just wants what it wants.
Do you think Al Roker shart himself for at least the second time in his life? Will this world-breaking weather report contain, in the words of the man himself, "a little extra?"
Please leave your guess in the comments.
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