Ya Boy Ethan Couch Is a Master of Disguise
Jalisco State Prosecutor's office has released an image of #EthanCouch - note his hair is now black. pic.twitter.com/sCY33zomYS
— Joshua Hoyos (@JoshuaHoyos) December 29, 2015
Affluenza teen Ethan Couch—who was recently detained in beautiful, sunny Puerto Vallarta—is apparently beleaguered by not just his wealth, but a terrible new dye job as well. We’d know those wispy face hairs anywhere, kid.