Hello, do you wonder what is the newest fashionable thing to wear this summer? You've come to right internet site (Gawker.com). We can now EXCLUSIVELY report that, according to other reports, the following things are the "hottest" fashions, this summer.

AMUSING AND POPULAR STYLES OF THIS SUMMER-TIME, VIA THE VERY LATEST NEWS-WIRE REPORTS FROM THE FASHION CENTRE OF MILANO

1. A SUIT JACKET FARCICALLY PAIRED WITH BERMUDA SHORTS, IN COLOR COMBINATIONS APPROPRIATE FOR THE GENTLEMAN CLOWN. "There are also plenty of two-tone versions with cranberry and teal the favorite combination."

2. THE GARB OF A FICTIONAL SWORDSMAN CREATED FOR A LONG-LOST CHILDREN'S TELEVISION PROGRAM. "Etro created noble looks inspired by the Mexican hero Zorro, replete with masks, sombreros and pointy boots, for next summer."

Please do not allow yourself to be caught outside without one of these two appropriate menswear options during the coming months.

[AP. Photo: Getty]