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Yoga Clothes More Popular Than Yoga
Hamilton Nolan · 08/21/14 09:20AM"Gray Is the New Brown": How to Dress Your Children
Caity Weaver · 03/13/14 02:57PMThere are no cream-colored garments on display at the ENK Children's Club international kids' clothing exhibition when I visit the Javits Convention Center in Hell's Kitchen Tuesday morning, except in those booths whose entire stock is made up of rompers in varying shades of eggshell, ecru, and ivory.
Zorro Masks and Cartoon Suits Are the Things in Style Now
Hamilton Nolan · 06/24/13 04:01PMLilly Pulitzer Dies; WASP Housewives Everywhere Run to Hoard Floral-Pattern Sun Hats
Adam Weinstein · 04/08/13 03:00PMThe grand matriarch of monied, blonde WASP summertime, Lilly Pulitzer, has died at 81. The vivid-print fashion designer and Standard Oil fortune descendant shuffled off to a wine-and-cheese croquet match in the sky on Sunday, presumably after a tasteful Episcopalian service and cucumber sandwiches at the Breakers.
TV Minister Pat Robertson Confirms Demons Could Be Clinging to Your Thrift Store Threads
Maggie Lange · 02/26/13 03:59PM
And you thought bringing home some bed bugs or a coat that smells like R. Kelly's sheets was your biggest thrift store concern. Turns out there are bigger demons at play, and those demons could be attaching themselves to your new garments—this confirmed by TV personality and minister Pat Robertson. He responded to this viewer's question:
America Spends Its Last $315 on Nikes
Hamilton Nolan · 08/21/12 08:57AM'Camel Toe Advocate' Invents Camel-Toe-Proof Panties
Maureen O'Connor · 05/18/12 01:08PMAs part of Gawker's ongoing effort to keep readers apprised of innovation in the underwear supplement industry (fart-neutralizing undies, penis-enhancing undies, calorie-absorbing undies, sexy period undies) may I now present Camelflage, "the original visual privacy undergarment" for eliminating camel toe with a labia-obscuring insert.
Jaw-Dropping Scenes of This Year's Crazed Black Friday Crowds
Lauri Apple · 11/25/11 05:10PMEven without waffle-iron rioting and bloody police beat-downs, the standard Black Friday shopping experience is utterly terrifying. Just watch this video featuring hundreds of shoppers storming the Urban Outfitters at Thousand Oaks Mall in California and tremble at the sight of so many people running toward the khaki fashions.
Barack Obama Hates Wearing This Goddamn Indonesian Silly Shirt
Jim Newell · 11/18/11 04:59PMPresident Obama and fellow Pacific leaders didn't don any "silly shirts" — a.k.a. "festive local garb" — at last week's APEC conference in Hawaii, breaking from the conference's proud tradition of dressing powerful global leaders in clown costumes. "I got rid of the Hawaiian shirts because I looked at pictures of some of the previous APEC meetings," he explained, "and... I thought this may be a tradition that we might want to break." The War on Fun never ends with this guy. Fortunately, his hosts at his latest stop in Bali have forced him to wear a silly shirt anyway.
Kanye's Debut Fashion Line Met With Resounding 'Meh'
Max Read · 10/02/11 11:01AMFrugalista Stampede Crashes Target's Website
Maureen O'Connor · 09/13/11 12:01PMA horde of foamy-mouthed "frugalistas" took down the website of corporate megalith Target for several hours this morning, when Italian knitwear brand Missoni launched its 400-piece "Missoni for Target" collection. I won't lie, I am not above this. I, too, visited Target.com this morning, seeking a pair of zig-zag patterened shoes I saw in the Missoni for Target lookbook. My greed for reasonably priced footwear crashed Target.com.
100 Years, 100 Seconds, 100 Goddamn Costume Changes
Max Read · 08/30/11 07:29PMThere's a lot to like about this very well-done promo video for a soon-to-open East London shopping, hrm, "centre" besides the fashion, much of which still looks very snappy, if not entirely accurate. Such as, for example, the music (by Tristin Norwell), and the choreography, and imagining how annoying, but also fun, it would have been to change your clothes 100 times and do the same dance every time. [via The Hairpin]