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Expectedly, Monday morning's Christmas weekend box office projections were a little off—hey, we were drunk, why shouldn't the folks who do screen math have been a wee bit tanked too? The good news soon to be trumpeted by publicist Marleah Leslie & Associates is a triumph of the emaciated over the plump: Jim Carrey pulls Lemony Snicket (barely) into second place behind Fockers, and Fat Albert plops down to third place.

But yeah: Darkness still sucked.