Fox News Cafe Serves Up Prison Food
Fox is ready to roll out another new series tomorrow night, and we all know what that means: the inevitable cross-promotional theme menu at the on-lot Fox News Cafe. This time around, the network's crack marketing team had to tie the Cafe's offerings to Jonny Zero (tagline: "Now the city's toughest ex-con is helping those who can't help themselves"), a show that's likely to have the shelf-life of their Zero Guilt Salad. Some of the names smack of laziness. We assume a Personal "Jonny Calvo"ne is a calzone, but what does Fresh Outta Prison have to do with pizza? It's enough to make you put down your I Had To Befriend The Mobbed-Up Italians So That The Aryan Brotherhood Wouldn't Rape Me In The Shower Panini and send the PA out to fetch some Chinese food.
The menu follows after the jump.
The News Café -Friday January 14, 2004
"GRAFFITI" GRILL
Mango Glazed Chicken
½ Chicken 4.95
¼ Chicken 3.95
Fried Yucca 1.00
Ham & Rice 1.00
"STREET SMART" COMBO: ½ Chicken, one side & fountain drink
5.95* tax Included
"FRESH OUTTA PRISON" PIZZA 1.75
Three Cheese Pizza
Pepperoni Pizza
Sausage
PERSONAL "JONNY CALVO"NE 4.95
Meatball
"STREET SMART" COMBO: 2 Slices of pizza,
Side salad & fountain drink
5.00 *tax included
"CORNER DELI" SANDWICHES:
Featuring Premium Boar's Head Meats
Create Your Own Sandwich,
Turkey, Roast Beef, Ham, Tuna Salad,
Chicken Salad, Egg Salad 5.00
SANDWICH SPECIAL:
Corned Beef & Pastrami ½ Stack 5.50
"STREET SMART" COMBO: Add chips & fountain drink
5.75* tax included
"HARLEM" HOT DOGS
Any two of you Choice 6.95
Knockwurst, Beef Franks, Dodger Dogs & Chicken Corndogs
French Fries, Macaroni & Cheese
"RANDOM" TOPPINGS
Chili, Bacon Caraway Kraut, Chopped Onions, Shredded Cheese & Chopped Tomatoes
Relish, Mustard & Ketchup
"DANNI"'S SOUP SELECTION
Chicken & Rice 2.50
"ZERO"-GUILT SALAD BAR:
" Big Apple" Walnut
SIDE SALAD
Choice of Salad 1.50
CREATE YOUR OWN SALAD BAR:
4.00 small salad bar, 5.00 medium salad bar, 6.50 large salad bar
