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Have you ever found yourself staring at your cellphone and wishing that the tiny screen could be filled with beheadings, drug-addled special anti-terrorist agents, and inscrutable plot twists? You're in luck, because today Fox and Verizon are rolling out 60-second episodes of a 24 series called 24: Conspiracy made to be viewed on the two-inch space previously reserved for your phone numbers, postage stamp-sized pictures of your drunk friends, and the occasional game of Tetris. And if the series doesn't show early promise (like most of the offerings on the network), the programming geniuses at Fox will undoubtedly prop up the short-attention-span 24 episodes with endlessly repetitive clips of people singing off-key renditions of Celine Dion songs.