Fox Squeezes Employees Between Pamela Anderson's Breasts
Attention employees on the Fox lot: Hopefully you've already filled your bellies with the latest inspired creation of your co-workers in marketing, the stacks of "Pam Cakes" offered at the Commissary and New Cafe to celebrate the premiere of the sitcom that's not exclusively about Pamela Anderson's rack, for the offer will have expired by the time you read this. If you missed out on the breakfast, don't panic. You'll have a second chance at lunch, where the intramural promotion fun will continue in a somewhat more literal (and healthy!) fashion, with a delicious melons-with-cherries-on-top bar.
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