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An alert and horny reader pointed us to this Craigslist post, suggesting that perhaps Fabian "Some of My Best Friends Are Negroes" Basabe had placed a personal in the m4m section. We're pretty sure it's not Basabe's — the poster says he's 23 and blond-haired; Basabe is 27 and and a brunette — but, still, it's an intriguing ad.

I come from a prominent family and thus have a "gf" (she is hot, but at the same time, just doesnt seem to do it for me) for social functions and to parade in front of the rents (they dont know what i do behind closed doors and at night). I am looking for someone (recently broke it off with my ex), either to date, or fun (a steady, in this scenario would be hot).

If youre looking to date: you have to know that the relationship whereas would be committed (and by committed i do mean monogomous) and serious, would be "second/hidden"...some people cant deal with that. I do lead a priviledged life, and the only reason i bring it up, is "the person" needs to be able to keep up with the times. I split my time between the coasts because of work, and the guy can/may travel if hes up for it. I would need my sex there too, ha ha. I'm not looking for someone wealthy, but someone who can socialize, if the case may be. Masculine is key, as you should be able to pass as one of the guys. If I wanted a nellie, the gf is pretty femme enough. I'm in no rush to jump back into the relationship, but also not opposed to it, if/when the right guy comes along.

Our society closet case also says he's 6'1", 165 pounds, and white with blond hair and blue eyes. Who is he? Shoot your best guesses our way: tips@gawker.com.

Is There Anyone Out There, Who Will Step Up to the Plate — and SCORE! [Craigslist]