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Ah, Craiglist, where charity and random sex meet. Posted today:

Looking for well connected businessmen to help with getting out katrina wristbands. This is VERY important as we look to reach our goal of getting 40 million Americans wearing them. Also will help Habitat for Humanity. Let us know how to contact you (phone number) and how many you can get out.

WE REALLY WANT LARGE CORPORATE CONTACTS THAT CAN COME IN AS SPONSORS ETC.

ALSO THIS IS NOT A SCAM SO IF YOU THINK IT IS DONT BOTHER TO EMAIL ME WE ARE ONLY INTERESTED IN PEOPLE SERIOUSLY INTERESTED IN HELPING US REACH THE GOAL.

I also love giving bj's to businessmen but this is separate from the above.

If you are only interested in the BJ please do not respond.

Yes, the blowjobs are totally separate from above.

Which will be important to remember for your Times wedding pages meet-cute story.

Need Corporate Connections to Get Out Katrina Bands + Get a BJ [Craigslist]
Earlier: Wearing Your Heart on Your Wrist