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In a move that leaves us scratching our heads, Civil Court Judge Diane Lebedeff has ruled that two Manhattan women are were entitled to refunds from internet dating service Great Expectations. One woman paid $1000 for six months that yielded absolutely no dates, while another paid $3,790 for a three-year membership full of duds. The latter woman, "Debra Roe," works in financial services and was looking to meet a fellow professional:

"I got a personal trainer and a salesman," she said.

So a professional woman is pissed because she got hooked up with a buff personal trainer? This merits a firm slap in the face and a defibrillator to her crotch, not a refund.

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