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Matt Drudge's To-Do List


TAKE RECYCLING TO THE CURB!!!



POST LARGE PICTURE OF ELTON JOHN!!!



DRINK SEVERAL CUPS OF COFFEE!!! BLACK!!!



USE THE ELLIPSIS ... LIKE IT'S GOING OUT-OF-STYLE!!!



CLEAN HAT!!!

We know what you're thinking: This list is a total mess. Tsk, tsk, Mattypants — you even forgot to list self-flagellation and looking at soldier pictures! You're so disorganized, it's a wonder you get anything done.

Matt Drudge's To-Do List [Minor Tweaks]