Targeting the Hipster-Douchebag Demographic
You know how when you were a teenager, your parents would occasionally try to pick up your youthful slang so that they'd seem just slightly cool? At least their efforts came from the heart (they wanted you to love them, after all) and were for the greater good, rather than the ultimate evil. Regarding the latter:
East Village - One Bedroom - 1 Bath - $1,500 DOWNTOWN HIPSTER! You ll be the coolest kid in school for scoring a 1 BED/1 BATH in the East Village! And when they find out you re only paying $1500/mo they ll make you buy the next round at Lit!
That is, if they don't first STAB you in the EYE with an AWESOME FORK while CARLOS D watches!
