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Speaking of gay pirates, the Times' David Carr (you know, their carpetbagger) has finally made his definitive Oscar predictions. So after a bookie breaks your legs because you can't pony up the cash to cover the 63 different betting pools you stupidly entered, you know who to call.

One Last Best Shot at Calling the Oscars [NYT]