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You can't help but be a little proud of Matt Drudge for this one. It's just past 9 AM and he's already managed to nail a thematic money shot. The masculine backside and America — that we expected. But the plastic? So naughty! We're pleasantly surprised at this little reveal; you let your freak flag fly all over that red carpet, big guy.

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