Happy "Birthday," Marissa Mayer
To anyone wondering why Valleywag had no birthday message for Marissa Mayer: I wanted to avoid celebrating this sham holiday, since it's clear that this Google VP was not born of man.
But readers pointed out that, well, Inside Google posted it, so let's all give a warm Happy "Birthday" to Marissa. Now she can go back to harassing Dr. Baltar, or snapping baby's bones, or whatever Cylons do to celebrate another year in operation.
