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Are you a tragically understood artistic genius? Hey, us too! Here's a chance to spread the misunderstanding of your art to a whole new audience. Gawker Media is looking for a Photoshop/Illustrator necromancer to serve our whims, on call, for a few hours a week. Assignments will typically include whipping up one-off graphics to order for various Gawker Media sites, with occasional, more complex tasks as they come down the pike. Payment, dispensed at an hourly rate, will be cheerfully low; however, we promise to invite you to the fourth-tier parties and to pretend to recognize your name when we (rarely) meet in person. Interested individuals should obviously possess excellent skills in Photoshop and Illustrator, have a lifestyle that allows for completing the odd assignment on short notice during the workday, and must live in New York City. If you possess these sterling qualities, send a very brief introduction to artgawker@gmail.com, plus links to samples of work online. No attachments, no resumes.