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Understanding the relationship between Mets catcher Paul Lo Duca and his 19-year-old mistress Krista Guterman, as dictated by word choice in the New York Post:

Sexy
Explosive
Steamy
Secret
Intimate
Bombshell
Stud
Tanned
Hunky
Leggy
Hot
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Catcher in the 'Lie' [NYP]
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