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We may be quick with the commenter executions, but wouldn't it be nice if we could assign little gold stars to those commenters and comments we actually like? Sure would! Won't ever happen — how are we supposed to monetize that? — but instead such laudable comments will receive specious praise and a night in the entirely metaphorical but nevertheless seedy Gold Star Motel. One comment per day from the foregoing week gets the star treatment:

Re: Manhattan Realtors: Satan's Happy Footsoldiers
• I Don't Get It - "Now they can update the listing to 2+ bathrooms."

Re: Principal Hells: Florent, Hogs & Heifers, Pastis
• bornbitter - "I first read about Florent in Paper magazine while living in Philly in 1990 and ate there one night in 1992. Mac and Cheese I think. Then fisted a tranny."

Re: Kate Moss in Second Cocaine Non-Shocker
• IBentMyWookie - "She still looks amazing and I'll take issue with the drug use when it affects her looks."

Re: Letter From the Editor: It's Been a Long Time Since I Wrote in the First Person
• Sac - "So Gawker will be looking for either a gay or a woman. Why not kill two birds with one stone and hire Krucoff?"

Re: Porno Misses Chance to Besmirch City Hall Fountain
• momo - "Whenever I fuck a guy if he starts talking of his manhole or manpussy or whathaveyou I usually make the decision at that point that they can't spend the night. Granted I don't let them know that until I've erupted the manjuice from my dudepipe all over his furtitties."