So how did you celebrate 300,000,000? While our man Coop wondered what language his future adopted African baby would learn in school, Matt Drudge went for the poetic with a serene picture of Earth, perhaps hinting the impact overpopulation would have on our delicate planet.

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But peace did not last as he found out Madonna was under fire, Drudge came to the rescue, replacing Mother Earth with an image of an equally strong, defiant adoptive mother-to-be.

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