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Each week, a reader comment per day is selected for inclusion and veneration in the Gold Star Motel. Standards of excellence are arbitrary, fluid, and contradictory. The reward is strictly honorary (at best). This week:

Re: Guest Editor: It's a Good Thing No One Comes Here Any More
• catstercat - "You're not gay? Pussy."

Re: Is This Anderson's "Latinization"?
• Cheap Shot - "You would be into latino rentboys too if your mom was Gloria fuckin' Vanderbilt."

Re: Anderson Cooper's 360 Degrees of Hotness: The Breakdown
• VoxPopuli - "Somehow a pie chart doesn't seem like the best way to sum up Anderson. I think he's more into bar graphs."

Re: Thursgay Styles: Cinderella, She Seems So Easy
• KarenUhOh - "John David Karr at this moment is stocking up on Fun Size Butterfingers."

Re: Great Moments in Journalism: Doll Parts
• IBentMyWookie - "would movies be as poignant? No. Unless you're expelling blood from your nether regions, Raging Bull sucks."