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Each week, a reader comment per day is selected for inclusion and veneration in the Gold Star Motel. Standards of excellence are arbitrary, fluid, and contradictory. The reward is strictly honorary (at best). This week:

Re: Hot Gay Dudes in the Park May Be Packing Heat
• Larry Forney - "Jesus, that's like my ultimate gay/cop/revenge/PDA fantasy, right there!"

Re: Can't Buy a Thrill
• fortqueenmean - "I can just smell the trail of crackers starting at UBS and heading to this fine establishment."

Re: Before 'Spy,' Magazines Weren't Even Printed on Paper
• Jessica - "Spy jumped the shark when Spiers left."

Re: I'd Be Happier If You Didn't Keep Bringing It Up
• HeatherNumber1 - "The happiest hour I spent South of Ground Zero was the 60 minutes I spent calling every friend and family member I knew in Manhattan and finding out they were still alive. But I do likes me cocktails."

Re: Gay-Hating 'Post' Cartoonist Taking Baby Steps
• ellagood - "only on gawker will you read, 'as Turd Blossom points out ...'"