Kevin Federline gets mocked to his face at his own album release party and fails to notice. Do you ever feel kind of jealous of really stupid people? Like, nothing can hurt them. [cityrag]
Chelsea Clinton may have taken that hedge-fund job in order to fulfill her bf Marc Mezvinsky's desk-sex fantasies — they're co-workers now. [R&M, last item]
Page Six reports that Foxy Brown is suffering from an "annus horribilis," which in Latin means that her ass has had a really bad year. And it's getting worse: Jay-Z may drop her from Def Jam for spreading those pesky, persistent Rihanna rumors. [Page Six]
Hilary Duff's stalker was arrested over the weekend after threatening her life. No joke at Hil's expense here. We like our stalkers of the "saw Hilary Duff picking her nose" variety, not the "came to America for the express purpose of meeting, killing Hilary Duff" variety. [TMZ]
Publishing superstar Jon Karp on his off-Broadway play: ""There've been many times when I've written 'make it funnier' in the margins. And man, that's a tough note to get. If I could have made this musical funnier, I would have, believe me." Consider yourself warned. [NYMag]
How I Met Your Mother star Neil Patrick Harris finally spells it out: yes, he's G-A-Y. Stop holding that flickering Doogie Howser candle, ladies. [People]
