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Each week, a reader comment per day is selected for inclusion and veneration in the Gold Star Motel. Standards of excellence are arbitrary, fluid, and contradictory. The reward is strictly honorary (at best). This week:

Re: Rosie O'Donnell Chingchonggate Response: "I No Solly"
• KarenUhOh - "No, no, this is real outrage. She should be deported to Monster Island."

Re: Great Moments in Journalism: Raped In The Ass By Ghosts
• ellagood - "it was a boastful, passionate, whispering, ghastly kind of love..."

Re: Gawker Gift Guide: A Vincent Gallo Dickin'
• hjih - "I don't know, I bought some of his sperm off ebay and it tasted awful."

Re: 'Onion' Disinvites Uninvited Party Guests
• zibby - "Park Slope Plays Unusually Incidental Role In Gawker Item."

Re: Holding Up A Cardboard Sign Is The New MySpace
• thatgirl - "It will be sad in a few weeks when he is holding up a sign that says 'I need some space.'"

Earlier: We ALL Miss The Big Black Dildo