Today, the Post's nutty grandma takes another stab at one-upping the Onion's Jackie Harvey:

HEY, anybody ever realize there's so many people running for president that we may not have enough Americans to go around?

Well, actually . . . yeah. From the Borowitz Report, 1/23:

Candidates to Outnumber Voters in '08
One in Two Americans Running for President, Experts Say
For the first time in American history, the number of Americans running for president in 2008 will actually be greater than the number of Americans voting for president, electoral experts said today.

Well, we're happy that someone got around to explaining to Cindy that the box on her desk isn't some kind of newfangledy microfiche.

New Book's Positively Chuck [NYP]
Candidates to Outnumber Voters in '08 [The Borowitz Report]