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Each week, a handful of reader comments are selected for inclusion and veneration in the Gold Star Motel. Standards of excellence are arbitrary, fluid, and contradictory. The reward is strictly honorary (at best). This week:
Re:Win a Valentine's Day White Castle Date with The Assimilated Negro!:
• ADM:
"that particular white castle is not that edgy. i don't even think they have a buzzer for the bathroom."
Re: Meet Your New Friend Flip:
• ediebeale:
"I just got molested in my mouth by Doctor72 a little."

Re:Fashion Week: Michael Kors:
• The Real JR:
"So when they do the more edgy, gothy makeup shows, does the sign go:

"BIG BAG OF EMOS!
You are all of WOE.
You've lost your blackberry and now can't find ANY DEALER in ANY PART OF THE WORLD!
Girls be MOODY! Girls be INDIFFERENT TO COMPLIMENTS!

Now work that MAGIC!"

Earlier: Thin White Dyke